"The brat's blog is the equivalence of rampaging in a field full of white daisies whilst riding a velociraptor, straddling a bazooka on my shoulder and causing mayhem amongst the fairy populace whilst shouting curse words at my old high school magazine! oh, and magic sky juice!" - Ernest, dontlikethatbro.blogspot.com
I'd be a legend! Maybe a new sort of fairytale.... *sigh. My story will be written in an enchanted book with stories from far far away land and a once upon a time...