I love the irony of how different men and women think. In psychology, the studies of different ways women and men think and communicate is called the Genderlect Style. Don't worry, I won't bore you with the details. I'm just posting something interesting I found.
He said to her . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
She said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to her ........... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said .... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to her. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to her. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said. . . A widow.
He said to her.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said to him .. . .Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
LOLs~ Credits to Fadli for this awesome post :)
Here's one more,
haha... life is so amusing ain't it? Have a nice day, all
Some jot-in by the brat with opinions,
-Nana Eddy-
http://530pm.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeletethanks for dropping by nanad
ReplyDeleteNice one. LOL. :) I like the bra one. haha.
ReplyDeletelol @ the professor joke! :-P
ReplyDeleteyup I like 'em both. that's why I shared :p
ReplyDeleteHe said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
ReplyDeleteShe said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
so true!!
haha... you like that don't you? careful, he's still a 'he' lols
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